These all come from My Life is Average, linked in the sidebar!
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- Yesterday, I unwillingly went to the New Moon premiere. Right as the movie was about to end my friend runs up to the screen and screams ” I’m really happy for you New Moon and I’m gonna let you finish but Harry Potter was the best movie of all time” and then ran through the emergency exit. New Best Friend Ever. MLIA.
- Today, I read a post by a Twilight fan in a Harry Potter versus Twilight discussion. It said (and I quote) “Twilight is so much better because it’s real, at least it could be real.” I’m still trying to figure out how a teenage girl falling in love with a sparkly vampire and having immortal vampirebabies is realistic. MLIA.
- Today, I realized that google chrome has spell check. And in google chrome, google is apparently not a word. MLIA.
- Today I went on one of my schools computers and clicked the paste button just to see what the last person had copied. It was “How to dance like a Taco”. New Hobby? Oh I think so. MLIA.
- So, I never thought a MLIA would happen to me but, this morning I was outside eating almonds and a squirrel ran by me. I offered him and an almond and he accepted. A few minutes later he came back and gave me an acorn. I think I took part in the first Squirrel Thanksgiving. MLIA.
- Today, I got a paper back that I turned in a few weeks ago. The directions were, to draw and label a food web. I drew the Sun, a piece of grass, a cow, a human, then a zombie. Guess who got ten extra credit points? MLIA.
- Yesterday after school, I got bored and decided to go into the backyard and play with my slingshot. I didn’t have any ammo, so I just used peanuts and shot them at trees. I decided to shoot at one really far away. Out of nowhere, a squirrel leaped out of a tree, intercepted the peanut, landed on another tree, ate the peanut, gave me what looked like a thumbs-up, and ran away. Ninja squirrel, you amaze me. MLIA.
- Today during a classic pirates vs ninjas debate I pointed out that pirates are so cool they have a holiday. His response? “Ninjas have a holiday, it’s just hidden on the calender.” Touche my ninja friend, touche. MLIA.
- I realized that after Monday and Tuesday, even the calander says W T F. MLIA.
- Last night, I went to the movie theatre to see New Moon with some of my Twilight series-obessed friends. Being not much of a fan myself, I decided to follow the advice I got from Anna, who e-mailed me a mission through Mystery Google and scream “SHARKBOY” every time Taylor Lautner came on screen. Soon enough, I got almost the entire theatre to join in, and only a few dirty looks. Time well spent? I think so. MLIA.
- Today, I was trying the old google vs. yahoo. I typed “Edward Cullen is” into both. Yahoo’s suggested Edward Cullen is hot. Google suggested Edward Cullen is an abusive boyfriend. Google wins. MLIA.
- I was traveling to New Zealand with my family, and I was given one of those passes that ask you your reason for visiting. I then wrote ‘To throw my ring into the fires of Mordor.’ When the hostess announced that we would be landing soon, she then proceeded to say ‘Good luck Frodo’ in her best Smeegal impersonation. Guess who’s gonna be flying with Australian airlines more often?? MLIA.
- Today I was at an amusement park. While waiting in line for the go-carts, I saw 4 people dressed as Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach, and Yoshi racing on the go-cart track. I’m going to this amusement park every week now. MLIA.
- Today, my roommate had to wake up for work at 7 a.m. and instead of getting ready she sat down in her closet, shut the door and proceeded to scream “I’M GOING TO NARNIA”. Best roommate ever? I think so. MLIA.
- Today, my brother got a concussion. While waiting for somebody to be available to take him to the hospital, my sister and I convinced him that he was Batman, to the point where he was answering questions about the gas mileage of the Batmobile. MLIA.
Tags: laughs
Loved the go-cart one. That would be so awesome.
Oh, and I am so typing “Edward Cullen is” into google now.